Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
She’s always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.