Matt, Scott, Dave and John have been going camping together every summer for years. However this year, Scott’s wife told him he could not go.
On the first night of the camping trip, the other three were surprised to see Scott come walking up. As he pulled up a chair by the fire, Matt asked scott how he got his wife to let him come.
“I was the weirdest thing. I was sitting there watching sportscenter and my wife calls me into the bedroom. So I got up and went in to see what she wanted. There she was, with nothing on and holding some rope. She said she just finished reading 50 Shades of Grey and she wanted me to tie her up. So I did. Then she said she wanted me to do whatever I wanted….”
“So here he I am.”