So my wife came up to me and said, “take off my shirt.”
So I took off her shirt.
The she said, “Take off my skirt”
I took off her skirt.
“Take off my shoes.”
I took off her shoes.
“Now my hose, bra and panties”
I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said,
“I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”