Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.